10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends 
You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend. 
No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch. 
Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner. 
Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear. 
If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned awaiy. 
No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends. 
With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore. 
A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well. 
You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend. 
Computers never, ever say Òyou are stupidÓ. 

source: www.jokesandhumor.com

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